I smoke to die.: Archive

Jan 1st

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tlyudacris: when i say “2012 better be good” i ain’t doing that self talk shit i am talkin directly to 2012 and i’m asking for it to be good i am telling it to be good or else i’mma break 2012’s kneecaps #BELIEVEDAT

Jan 1st

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x3ricaa replied to your post: x3ricaa replied to your post: x3ricaa replied to… LOLOLOLOLOLOL UFUNNYYYY thx bbg, i be here evrynight!!!!! dont forget to tip yer waitress and ya

Jan 1st

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x3ricaa replied to your post: x3ricaa replied to your post: x3ricaa replied to… i’m scared :s Don’t be. BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

Jan 1st

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x3ricaa replied to your post: x3ricaa replied to your post: x3ricaa replied to… how do you edit shiet so quickly? LMFAO I’m fucking pro, that’s why. And now I’m a dragon

Jan 1st

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x3ricaa replied to your post: x3ricaa replied to your post: x3ricaa replied to… good god. LOL TIS I, YOUR BENEVOLENT GOD, ANDY TRAN. LET ALL KNOW THAT YOU ARE HOT.

Jan 1st

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x3ricaa replied to your post: x3ricaa replied to your post: lawl we gon party on… yar bro, i ghey….lawl you still want my trout? and WTF NOT EVEN CLOSE. LOLOL

Jan 1st

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x3ricaa replied to your post: lawl we gon party on new years eve. PARTY HARD ON TUMBLR… Why soh attractive? (; OMFG WHY WASN’T I INVITED. LOL Attractive? R u gay or somethin. AND IUNNO, TUMBLR WANTS TO KEEP YOU ONNNNNN. YER A TUMBLAH FAMUS GURL <3

Jan 1st

ill-usi0n-deactivated20120506 asked: DAMMIT, DOES THAT MEAN NO TINY CHAT WITH LE ANDER TRAN?

Jan 1st

ill-usi0n-deactivated20120506 asked: lawl we gon party on new years eve. PARTY HARD ON TUMBLR...

Jan 1st

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africans: yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her

Dec 31st

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There's no house in this food........

no fucking house in da foo—— o shit

Dec 31st

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mistersusu-deactivated20120818 asked: faggit L nigga plz, sacred.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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yeuh-deactivated20121024 asked: what is porn lolz

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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 walks into chair
me: sorry
chair: 

Dec 31st

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Fuck you Tumblr, Missing e is my lover.

YOU’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE!!

Dec 31st

gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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At the mall by myself just to get comic books

TOO MUCH SWAG, DAWG.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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jmimy: the year is 2015 and “skrillex remix” has been added to the english dictionary as a suffix

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com